So this is retirement?
SLIGHTLY OFF KEY -
Shortly after my mother retired from a whole life of working “outside the home” as it was called way back then, she called me.
“I’m just so busy I don’t know how I had time to work all those years!” she said.
She called me with other aging-type revelations too, like, “Did you know your boobs get bigger as you get older?”
Seriously? I was in my 30s with four kids at home and two jobs and honestly, boobs were the furthest thing from my mind. Retirement was a close second.
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