Who needs hair?

I’m ba-a-a-ck!

Yessirree, I am back in all my glory minus a few important body parts.

First off, I don’t have any hair. Any place. Oh wait! I have some stubble on my head and a few hairs in my brow line. I’m hoping this is not a permanent situation, but if it is, think how much money I will save over a lifetime on haircuts and shampoo!

I’m also missing 10-15 pounds of belly fat. I don’t want to say too much about that, because I don’t want that fat to think I miss it and try to find its way back. When it was here all it did was hang out, crave carbs and make my jeans tight. I was happy when it went away. I just wish it didn’t have to be so dramatic.

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